Sound
clips in WAV format |
Description |
Size |
Filename |
Aeryn
Speaking in her native tongue to "John's Father" |
180kb |
Aeryn-alienspeak2.wav |
Aeryn
"Bucket of Dren" |
23.4kb |
Aeryn-buckOdrenSW.wav |
Aeryn
"If I had my way, I'd throw Rygel off the ship!" |
24.2kb |
Aeryn-offtheshipSW.wav |
Aeryn
"Officer Aeryn Sun, special PeaceKeeper commando, I carry in
company Pliasar regiment!" |
129kb |
AerynSun.wav |
Crichton
"Danger, Danger Will Robinson, Beware the Chair, Beware the
Chair" |
133kb |
bewarethechair1.wav |
Crichton
"Bitch'n man" Rygel "Bitch'n" |
28.7kb |
bitchinmanbitchin.wav |
Scorpy-Clone
"Kill her, then we'll have Pizza, and Margarita Shooters" |
142kb |
cdmscorpy.wav |
Whoa,
what did Chiana just say? Could you please repeat that Chiana :) |
398kb |
Chiana-fastspeech.wav |
Dargo
tells Chiana that she can sometimes be a "Real Pain In the Eema" |
104kb |
Chiana-pain'n'eema.wav |
Crichton
"Pip, what ya doin?" Chiana "Well I'm having sex with
three hynerian donkeys, what does it look like?" |
115kb |
Chiana-Sex.wav |
Chiana
"It's been a thrill your frogness!" |
142kb |
Chiana-Thrill.wav |
Rygel
"Are you completely, fahrbot?" |
32.5kb |
completelyfahrbot.wav |
Aeryn
"Are you cracking up little man? Hello?" |
66.6kb |
crackingup.wav |
Scorpy-Clones
Bitch'n again! |
35.8kb |
Crichton-bitchingagainSW.wav |
Crichton
"He's toast, strike him off your Christmas list, stick a fork in
him he's done, he's over the Fat Lady is singing!" |
57.7kb |
Crichton-donetoastSW.wav |
Crichton
in a high-pitched voice "You fart Helium?" |
17.4kb |
Crichton-FartHelium.wav |
WHERE'S
CRICHTON'S DAMN ICE CREAM? |
69.7kb |
crichton-icecream.wav |
Crichton
"Oh, I'm crushed!" |
30.8kb |
Crichton-imcrushedSW.wav |
Crichton
"And here I was thinking we both kicked your ass last time!"
Muldus "No she kicked my ass!" |
56.3kb |
Crichton-kickmyarseSW.wav |
Crichton
"This thing is picking us off like flies and nobody knows what it
is!" |
49kb |
Crichton-pickingusoffSW.wav |
Crichton
"He just plain sucks!" |
15kb |
Crichton-plansucksSW.wav |
Old
Crichton "You can rack off, I'm gonna do what I wanna do!"
Scorpy-Clone "No Crichton No!" |
79kb |
Crichton-Rackoffnono.wav |
Crichton
hums his Red Barron theme |
194kb |
Crichton-RedBarronSW.wav |
Crichton
"Come on ya old bastard show me your ugly face!" |
35.8kb |
Crichton-showuglyfaceSW.wav |
Crichton
"Shut Up, have you ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy!" |
65.2kb |
Crichton-ShutupsfpSW.wav |
Crichton
"Shut Up!" |
24.3kb |
Crichton-ShutupSW.wav |
Crichton
"Is that sum-bitch gone for good this time?" |
23.9kb |
Crichton-somebitgoneSW.wav |
Crichton
"I need you to understand that Crackers Don't Matter!" (blast) |
118kb |
Crichton-UnderstandCDMSW.wav |
Crichton
"Where the hell'd you go?" |
11.9kb |
Crichton-whereyougoSW.wav |
Crichton
"What is the matter with you, people?" |
38.5kb |
Crichton2.wav |
Crichton
"What are you going to do with it?" Aeryn "I'm going to
hack my foot off!" |
56.3kb |
Crichton-foot.wav |
Crichton
"Don't move, or I'll fill you full of, little yellow bolts of
light!" |
55.8kb |
Crichton-yellow.wav |
Dargo "1mippippippi 2mippippippi
etc..." |
508kb |
dargo-1mippippippi.wav |
Dargo "I don't know who you are,
where you're from or what you want but if you threaten my freedom, I'll
kill you!" |
109kb |
D'argoFreedom.wav |
Crichton "Oh god, I am a dead
man!" |
29.0kb |
deadman.wav |
Chiana "Crichton's the only one not
affected by Tral'xx because he's deficient!" Crichton "Who you
call'in deficient?" |
43.3kb |
deficient.wav |
Crichton
has an idea and this is what Zhaan has to say |
82kb |
delvianswear.wav |
Chiana
explains to Rygel a very happy ending. |
1.47mb |
FarSape-happyending.wav |
Crichton
"I'm up in the maintenance bay John about to have a fight with
Aeryn!" |
30.6kb |
fight.wav |
Jack
Crichton gives his son John the hero speech. |
86.0kb |
hero.wav |
Crichton
"Where's my ice cream?" |
24.8kb |
icecream1.wav |
Crichton
"Where's my, ICE CREAM?" |
21.8kb |
icecream2.wav |
Crichton
"WHERE'S MY DAMN ICE CREAM?" |
23.1kb |
icecream3.wav |
Crichton
"Is that it sparky, gonna take the road well traveled, gonna play
dumb? I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream. Basken-Robens,
Ben and Jerry's, Good Humor. What's your favorite cream-cicle or Fudge
Cicle?" |
144kb |
ICECREAMfav.wav |
Crichton
"Your fweakn insane!" |
15.8kb |
insane.wav |
M'Lee
"I'm feeling, hungry!" |
87.2kb |
M'Leefeelinghungry.wav |
Crichton
"You, me and Pilot, we're the only ones who aren't Nebari
puppets!" Rygel "I'm nobody's puppet!" |
73.8kb |
nobodyspuppet.wav |
Crichton
"You're not into self-preservation, you are the king of it!"
Rygel "Not king, Dominar!" |
79.1kb |
notkingdominar.wav |
Zhaan
"Pilot does Moya know where we are?" Pilot, yes of course,
we're some place else. I'll get back to you on the specifics!" |
85kb |
pilot.wav |
Pilot "Prepare for Immediate Starburst" |
23.6kb |
Pilot-StarburstSW.wav |
Rygel
"I'm bored, bored, bored, bored!" Zhaan "Will you stop
doing that?" |
54.4kb |
rygel-bored.wav |
Rygel
(trying to cut one) "That's that's that's, (fart) ahh better!" |
92.1kb |
rygelfartSW.wav |
Rygel
"Right that's done it, he's gone he's totally, AHH AHH
insane!" (while Farting) |
91.7kb |
rygelfart2SW.wav |
Rygel
"Best not ponder questions like these, they'll only make your head
hurt!" |
60.1kb |
Rygel-headhurtSW.wav |
Rygel
"Don't shoot, it's me!" |
59kb |
Rygel-ItsmeSW.wav |
Chiana
"What if I have to piss?" Dargo "Well then we will all
urinate together!" Chiana "You promise?" |
95.7kb |
urinatetogetherSW.wav |
Crichton
"Ya missed, HA HA HA HA HA HA!" |
21.2kb |
yamissedhahaha.wav |
Zhaan
"Get out!" |
7.68kb |
Zhaan-getoutSW.wav |
Zhaan
"You know how Luxan's can be!" |
13.6kb |
Zhaan-luxan.wav |