Scorpwanna's Twitch

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List of Chat Commands

!chattimelurking time
!cmdinfoGet information for a command. e.g. "!cmdinfo !sound"
!cmdsearchUse partial text to search for a matching command across both sound and video commands.
e.g. "!cmdsearch blah"
!commands?
!discordhrm
!getcooldowne.g. "!getcooldown !command" Gets cooldown information for a custom !command (if info is available)
!insultUses the old Colorado insult server results to randomize an insult e.g. "!insult name", "!insult me"
!lurkEnter lurk mode
!set(MODs Only) usage "!set help"
!sndsearchUse partial text to search a sound command for a specific sound number.
e.g. "!sndsearch !command blah"
!twitterHRM
!ythrm

List of Chat Sound Commands

Note: Some sound and video commands have more than 1 media file associated with it and will play a random one unless a number is specified after the command. e.g. "!unreal 3"

!4lightsPlay a sound clip from Star Trek TNG "There are...4 lights!"
!alrightthenPlays a random sound clip from Slingblade of Karl Childers, "Alright Then"
!alrightythenplays a sound clip from Ace Ventura "Alrighty Then!"
!andthenplays a random sound clip from Dude Where's My Car? "...and then..."
!arniePlays a random sound clip from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" of Arnie Grape
!babalityPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Babality!"
!bendoverPlays audio file from Dennis the Menace 1959. Dennis saying "Ok Bend Over!"
!bigstickPlays a sound clip from Star Trek Strange New Worlds "Biggest stick wins"
!billyverseplays a special sound clip from Billy Mays
!bionicPlays a sound clip of the bionic sound fx from The 6 Million Dollar Man
!bnbplays a random sound clip from Beavis & Butt-head
!boobiesPlays a sound clip of Optimus Prime saying "Boobies!"
!boomhauerPlays a random clip of Boomhauer from King of the Hill
!bortusbesilentPlays a sound clip from The Orville of Bortus saying "You will be Silent!"
!brbrushPlays a random sound clip of Bob Ross cleaning his brush
!brickPlays a random sound clip of Brick from Anchorman
!bubblegumPlays a sound clip from the movie 'They Live' starring Roddy Piper. "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of Bubblegum!"
!bubyePlays a random sound clip from an SNL clip "Bu-bye..."
!bullshitPlays a random sound clip of Penn Jillette saying "Bullshit!"
!cashutupPlays audio file from Cast Away of Tom Hanks saying "Shut up!"
!castawayPlays a random sound clip from the movie Cast Away
!cheekibreekiPlays a sound clip from the game Stalker "A nu Cheeki Breeki iv-damke!"
!chuckylaughPlays audio file from Child's Play. Chucky Laughing
!claypotPlays a clay pot breaking sound used in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
!cowbellPlays a random sound clip of Christopher Walken's SNL clip about the cowbell
!crazyPlays audio file from Buck Rogers. Twiki saying "Biddi-biddi-biddi he's Crazy!
!cricketPlays a sound clip of a lone cricket chirping. Awkward Silence.
!daleksPlays a random sound clip from Doctor Who of Daleks yelling "EXTERMINATE" and firing their weapons
!darmokPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" about Darmok
!davelightsPlays a sound clip from Doctor Who "Hey, who turned out the lights?"
!deadfriendPlays a sound clip from Star Trek "Let us hear it for our poor dead friend (laughter)"
!deadjimPlays a random sound clip of Dr. McCoy saying "he's dead jim"
!deadoralivePlays a sound clip from Robocop "Dead or alive you're coming with me"
!dillydillyplays a sound clip "Dilly Dilly!"
!doitPlays a random sound clip of Shia LeBeouf saying "Do IT!" or "Just Do IT!"
!doitliveplays a sound clip of Bill O'Reilly "DO IT LIVE!"
!dontthinksotimPlays a sound clip from Home Improvement of Al saying "I don't think so Tim!"
!doomsdayPlays a random sound clip of the Doomsday TOS Music
!downshutupPlays a sound clip from Forrest Gump "Get Down Shutup!"
!dumbassPlays a random sound clip from That 70s Show of Red Forman saying "Dumbass"
!dumbassPlays a sound clip from Star Trek "Double Dumbass on you!"
!dundundunPlays a sound clip of the dun dun dunnnnnnn sound effect
!elderberriesPlays a sound clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
!elmoacidPlays a sound clip of an Elmo voice impersonator asking to drop acid with Elmo
!enoughPlays audio file from Star Trek III. Kirk saying "I have had enough of you!"
!eolPlays a sound clip from Tron "End Of Line"
!eppohplays a random sound from Star Trek Online's Winter Wonderland "Eppohs!"
!excelentPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Excelent!"
!exterminatePlays a sound clip from Doctor Who of a Dalek saying "Exterminate!"
!factor2Plays a sound clip of Kirk saying "Ahead warp factor 2" (with a bonus)
!fartorderPlays a sound clip I created called "Fart ORDER!"
!fatalityPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Fatality!"
!fbiPlays audio file, Knock Knock "FBI OPEN UP!"
!fightPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "FIGHT!"
!finishherPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 of Shao Khan saying "FINISH HER!"
!finishhimPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 of Shao Khan saying "FINISH HIM!"
!flawlessPlays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Flawless Victory!"
!flushPlays audio file of a toilet flushing
!fmjPlays a random sound clip from Full Metal Jacket
!foghornplays a random sound clip of Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Toons
!fohPlays a sound clip "fuck outta here"
!friendshipplays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Friendship!"
!fuckyouPlays a random sound clip of Penn Jillette saying "Fuck You!"
!gdrightPlays a sound clip from Breaking Bad "You're God-Damn Right!"
!gggPlays a sound clip from The Truman Show "Good afternoon, good evening and good night!"
!givebirthPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG of Worf: "You may now give birth!"
!gotmailPlays a sound clip from AOL "You've Got Mail!"
!gotpicsPlays a sound clip from AOL "You've Got Pictures!"
!grindgearsplays a sound clip from Family Guy "Ya know, that really grinds my gears!"
!gumPlays audio file from Twin Peaks. "I've got good news! That gum you like, is going to be coming back in style!"
!hadokenPlays audio file from Street Fighter II of Ryu throwing a "HADOKEN"
!haloPlays the Halo Gregorian Monk Chant from Halo Combat Evolved
!happyaccidentsplays a sound clip of Bob Ross talking about "we have happy accidents"
!hefuckedupPlays a sound clip "It was at this moment, he knew, he fucked up!"
!helloPlays a random sound clip of someone saying "Hello"
!hellordersPlays a clip of Data from Star Trek: First Contact "Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here when I say.... to hell with our orders!"
!hellotherePlays a sound clip from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith of Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "Hello There!"
!heyyouguysPlays a sound clip of Sloth from The Goonies "HEY YOU GUYS!"
!hichuckyPlays audio file from Child's Play "Hi, I'm Chucky..."
!huckleberryPlays a sound clip from the movie Tombstone of Doc Holliday saying "I'm your Huckleberry.."
!huggedPlays a sound clip from Childs Play "I like to be hugged!"
!hypnoticPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG of Picard saying "He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic."
!imcaptainkirkPlays a sound clip from Star Trek "I'm Captain Kirk" (breaks something) "I'm Captain KIRK.... I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!"
!imkirkPlays audio file from Star Trek "I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!"
!indeedPlays a sound clip from Stargate SG-1 of Teal'c saying "Indeed!"
!jackblackPlays a random sound clip of Jack Black
!judasbananaPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot talking about a happy banana
!judasdoubledammitPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Double Dammit!"
!judasfuddPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot impersonating Elmer Fudd
!judasgdPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "GD it!"
!judasggPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "GG's"
!judashelloPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Hello"
!judasholyfuckPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Holy Fuck!"
!judasknockknockPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Knock Knock"
!judaslaughingPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot laughing
!judasmotherdickPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Mother Dick!"
!judasohgditPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Oh God D...it"
!judasohmyPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "oh my"
!judasohshitPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "oh shit!"
!judaspoboxsuckitPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "P.O. Box Suckit Ave."
!judassobPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "son of a bitch"
!judassoupPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot singing a Tomato Soup song
!judasticklepicklePlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Tickle My Pickle"
!judaswhatPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "What, what, what!"
!judaswhatworksPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "I mean whatever works"
!judaswtfPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "wtf!"
!judasyousobPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "You Son of a Bitch!"
!khaanPlays audio file from Star Trek II "KHAAAAAN!"
!kickedassPlays audio file from Ghostbusters "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
!krampsPlays a random sound clip from Q's Winter Wonderland of Kramps!
!landPlays a sound clip from Family Guy "It's good to have land!"
!laughingatPlays audio file from Batman 1989. Joker "What are you laughing at?"
!leavebritneyaloneplays a sound clip of "Leave Britney ALONE!"
!lebowskiPlays a random sound clip from the movie "The Big Lebowski"
!lickmePlays a sound clip from an SNL skit for "Bop It"
!lifeformsPlays a sound clip of Data from Star Trek: Generations singing "Life forms...."
!lightupPlays a sound clip of Penn Jillette saying "Let's Light this Mother Fucker Up"
!linkgasmPlays a sound clip of multiple Link sounds Zelda Ocarina of Time as 1 audio clip.
!listenPlays a sound clip of Navi from Legend of Zelda saying "LISTEN!"
!liveseylaughPlays a sound clip collection of laughs from Dr. Livesey from Treasure Island
!mantisjudashityouPlays a sound clip of Mantis & JudasDaecot saying "Bitch let me just hit you!" "Ok GD!"
!maximusPlays a sound clip from the movie Gladiator, "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius..."
!megatronlaughPlays a random sound clip of Megatron from G1 Transformers laughing
!mgsalertPlays a sound clip from Metal Gear Solid when Snake gets seen.
!michaelmyersPlays the Halloween Trailer Announcer saying "Michael Myers"
!millslanePlays a random sound clip from Mills Lane from Celebrity DeathMatch
!mirabPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" about Mirab
!mymummyPlays a sound clip from Doctor Who "Are you my Mummy?"
!myproblemPlays a sound clip from Spider-Man "I missed the part where that's my problem!"
!nightcrewPlays a sound clip from Robot Chicken "NIGHT CREWWWWWW.... Beer me!"
!norrisPlays a random Chuck Norris Fact read to you by Microsoft Agent's Genie
!nosensePlays a sound clip from Oh Brother Where Art Thou "That Don't Make No Sense!"
!nowinPlay as sound clip from Star Trek, Kirk "I don't believe in a no win Scenario!"
!ocarinaPlays a random Ocarina sound clip from Legend of Zelda's Ocarina of Time
!ohffsPlays a sound clip of Penn Jillette saying "oh for fuck sake"
!ohhimarkPlays a sound clip from "The Room" "Oh hi Mark"
!ohmyPlays a sound clip of George Takei saying "oh my...."
!ohnoPlays a sound clip from Family Guy "Oh no..."
!ohyeaha sound clip of the Koolaid guy saying "OH YEAH!"
!onfirePlays a random clip from NBA JAM "HE'S ON FIRE!"
!opinionPlays a sound clip from the Big Lebowski "Well, that's like your opinion mann."
!orsonPlays audio file from Orson Wells saying "YES!"
!outstandingplays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Outstanding!"
!partyonPlays a sound clip from Wayne's World 2 "Good night and party on!....."
!peepeePlays a sound clip from Smokey and the Bandit II "Daddy I gotta Pee Pee!"
!penninsultPlays a sound clip of Penn Jillette insulting someone
!pinkskinhumorPlays a sound clip from Star Trek: Enterprise "The Pink Skin sense of humor!"
!pisonsnakesPlays a sound clip from Ernest Saves Christmas of Ernest as a snake rangler "Pison Snakes!"
!previouslyPlays a sound clip from Star Trek: Enterprise "Previously on Enterprise"
!pricehornPlay the losing horn from The Price Is Right
!procrastinatePlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG "Klingon's DO NOT Procrastinate!"
!puddingPlay a Bill Cosby Jello Pudding commercial.
!punchfacePlays a sound clip of Will Ferrel from a SNL clip "I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"
!qlaPlays a random sound clip of Microsoft Agent's Quantum Leap intros I made in the early 2000's.
!quantumleapPlays the Leap Sound Effect from the show Quantum Leap
!rdmPlays a random sound clip of Roy D. Mercer
!readingrainbowPlays audio file of Lavar Burton from Reading Rainbow "You don't have to take my word for it!"
!redrocketPlays a sound clip from South Park "Redrocket, comeon come on!
!regenerationPlays a random sound clip from Doctor Who of The Doctor Regenerating sound
!retardedPlays a sound clip from Quamtum Leap of Sam saying "I'm Retarded?"
!riffPlays audio file from RiffTrax riffing Star Trek V
!rimshotPlays a bah dum tisss also known as a sting
!roaPlay a sound clip of a random Ferengi Rule of Acquisition
!rodneyPlays a random sound clip of one of Rodney Dangerfields one-liners.
!rumPlays a sound clip from Pirates of the Caribbean "But why is the rum gone?"
!runawayPlays audio file from Monty Python and the Holy Grail "RUN AWAY!"
!rygelfartPlays audio file from FarScape. Rygel Farting Helium
!sadtrombonePlays a sound clip of the famous Sad Trombone "Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhhh"
!sammichPlays a sound clip from Smokey and the Bandit "Diablo Sammich & a Dr. Pepper!"
!scoobysicksobPlays audio file from Family Guy. Scooby Doo Murder Files Clip
!scottyPlays audio file of Scotty saying "I'm Give'n all she's got captain!"
!scottycomputerPlays a sound clip from Star Trek, Scotty "Computer....Hello computer!"
!screamPlays audio file of the famous Wilhelm Scream
!sf2Plays a random sound clip from Street Fighter II the game
!shakaPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" about Shaka
!shedPlays a random sound clip of Will Ferrel yelling "GET OFF THE SHED!"
!shhhPlays a sound clip from Austin Powers of Dr. Evil telling his son to "shhh!"
!shitonPlays a sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Get Shit On!"
!showroadPlays audio file from Finch of Tom Hanks saying "We have got to get this show on the road!"
!snakePlays audio file from Metal Gear Solid "Snake what happened SNAKE SNAAAAAKEE!"
!sobPlays a random sound clip of some one saying "Son of a Bitch"
!sokathPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG epsiode "Darmok" about Sokath
!sonicscrewdriverPlays a random sound clip from Doctor Who of the Sonic Screwdriver
!spacemodulatorplays a sound clip from Marvin The Martian from Looney Toons "Space Modulator..."
!sptransitionPlays a Southpark Scene Transition Sound
!stewiemomPlays a sound clip from Family Guy "Lois, lois, mom, mom, mommie, momma, MuM!"
!stfuPlays a random sound clip of Penn Jillette telling you to "Shut The Fuck Up"
!stodanceplays a random sound clip from Star Trek Online's Lohlunat Festival dance announcements.
!stoneelixplays a random sound clip from Star Trek Online's Winter Wonderland Neelix
!stoogesPlays a random sound clip from the 3 Stooges
!strutPlays a sound clip of an old man saying "Strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass!"
!suckitPlays a random sound clip of JudasDaecot saying "Suck it!"
!superbplays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Superb!"
!takecareplays a sound clip from Ace Ventura "Take care now, bye bye then!"
!tamakPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" about Tamak
!tapePlays audio file of Duct Tape being ripped and mumbling
!tardisPlays a random sound clip from Doctor Who of the Tardis materializing or dematerializing
!targetfirePlays a sound clip from Star Trek VI. Sulu "Target that explosion and FIRE!"
!techcorrectPlays a sound clip from the Simpsons "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct!"
!tembaPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" about Temba
!tfcutPlays a sound clip from The Transformers 1984 cartoon Scene Transition.
!tfgreetingPlays a sound clip from Transformers the Movie of the Universal Greeting.
!thelinePlays a sound clip from Star Trek First Contact "The line must be drawn heaaaah!"
!thingsucksplays a sound clip of Bill O'Reilly "Fucking thing SUCKS!"
!timefordatPlays a sound clip of a woman autotuning to "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
!tooltimePlays a sound clip from Home Improvement "TOOL TIME"
!tumorPlays a sound clip of Arnie saying "It's not a tumma!"
!upyourshaftPlays a sound clip from Star Trek III of Scotty saying "Up your shaft!"
!uzaniPlays a sound clip from Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" about Uzani
!vgerPlays a sound clip from Star Trek The Motion Picture "V'Ger, v, g, e, r, Vger!!!"
!watchprofanityplays a sound clip "Watch your profanity!"
!wazowskiPlays a sound clip from Monster Inc. "I'm watching you Wazowski, Always Watching..."
!welcomePlays a sound clip from AOL "Welcome!"
!welldoneplays a sound clip from Mortal Kombat 2 "Well Done!"
!wesleywatchPlays a sound clip from Robot Chicken "What's that Beverly? You want wesley to watch?"
!wesselsPlays audio file from Star Trek IV of Chekov's "Nuclear Wessels"
!whatplays a sound clip "WHAT?"
!worfPlays a random sound clip of Worf telling you about what "Klingon's Do Not..." do.
!zeldachestPlays a sound clip from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The reward sound when opening a chest.
!zipitPlays a sound clip from Austin Powers of Dr. Evil telling his son to "Zip It!"

List of Animated gif Commands

!banjoPlays a gif from Deliverance of the banjo Kid with audio
!cowsanusDisplays an unapproved emote of a cow with anus facing you
!flybyTest animation of the Toiletprise flying by with Captain Kirk riding in front
!flybybottomTest animation of the Toiletprise flying on the bottom of the screen
!naviPlays a gif of Navi from Legend of Zelda with audio
!toastykhaanPlays a bottom right corner animation of Kirk yelling Khaan in the form of Toasty from Mortal Kombat

List of Video Clip Commands

!alanstevePlays a clip from BBC's Funny Talking Animals "Alan, Alan, Alan.....Steve, Steve, Steve!"
!alligatorPlays a clip from Smokey and the Bandit II "Look at that big ugly Alligator" "That reminds me, I gotta call ya Mama"
!anthemPlays a video clip of the Halo International Anthem
!bangzoomPlays a clip from The Honeymooners "Bang ZOOM!"
!bbqyourassvPlays a video clip from Smokey and the Bandit "I'm gonna Barbeque your ass in Molasses!"
!billymaysPlays a random infomercial of Billy Mays
!blabbermouthPlays a clip from The Honeymooners "YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!"
!brbrushvPlays a clip of Bob Ross cleaning his brush "Shake it off" "Beat the devil out of it"
!buseyvPlays a video clip of Gary Busey from Family Guy "How my doing today Gary Busey?"
!buttersPlays a video from South Park: Butters "Everyone knows it's Butters..."
!buydollarvPlays a video clip from Robocop "I'd Buy that for a DOLLAR!"
!cartmanshitPlays a video of Cartman from South Park throwing his hat down and saying "shit" (Experimental)
!curlyshufflePlays a random clip from the 3 Stooges of Curly doing the Curly Shuffle
!curlyspinnerPlays a random clip from the 3 Stooges of Curly doing the Curly Spinner
!dominaePlays a clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail of Monks chanting and hitting their heads
!doomsdayvPlays a random clip from Star Trek "The Doomsday Machine"
!evilkirkPlays a video clip from Star Trek "The Enemy Within" Evil Kirk reveal!
!fartordervPlays a video clip I made once using "Go Animate!" Star Trek Fart Order!
!fleshwoundPlays a condensed video clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Scene.
!flyherapartPlays a video clip from Star Trek The Undiscovered Country of Sulu "Flyer Her Apart THEN!"
!fuckyoubaltimorePlays a clip of the fake Commercial about Big Bill Hell's Cars
!gfdPlays a video from South Park: Eric Cartman dies in WOW "God Fucking Dammit!"
!goinghomePlays a random video clip from South Park of Cartman "Screw you guys, I'm going home.."
!hatblewoffPlays a clip from Smokey and the Bandit "My hat blew off daddy" "I hope your GD head was in it!"
!howseverybodyPlays a video clip of Chris Farley as Matt Foley saying "how's everybody?"
!imcaptainkirkvPlays a video clip from Star Trek "I'm Captain Kirk" (breaks something) "I'm Captain KIRK.... I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!"
!macandmePlays a clip from Mac & Me
!marblesvPlays a clip from Major League II, "You have no....Marbles!"
!memoPlays a clip from Office Space "Did you get the memo?"
!officespacePlays a random clip from the movie Office Space
!ohhimarkPlays a clip from The Room of Tommy Wiseau "Oh hi Mark"
!peepeevPlays a video clip from Smokey and the Bandit II "Daddy I gotta Pee Pee!"
!punchyomamavPlays a video clip from Smokey and the Bandit "...I'm gonna punch yo mama in tha mouth!"
!quantumleapvPlays a random clip from Quantum Leap of Sam Leaping
!redshirtPlays a random video clip of a TOS red shirt's death
!riskvPlays a motivational speech from Captain Kirk "Risk is Our Business!"
!rockyroadPlays a video clip from The Goonies of Sloth "Rocky Road..."
!ruthbabyPlays a video clip from The Goonies of Sloth "Ruth Ruth Baby Ruth"
!sammichvPlays a video clip from Smokey and the Bandit "Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper!"
!scottyjefftubePlays a clip from TOS of Scotty in a Jefferies Tube
!shatvsgornPlays a clip of William Shatner fighting a Gorn
!shitfanPlays a video clip from the movie Airplane! "When the Shit hits the fan!"
!tealcPlays a random video clip of Teal'c from Stargate SG-1
!tftPlays a Transformers Transition at full screen
!timecardPlays a random full screen video clip of a Sponge Bob Timecard
!truffleshufflePlays a video clip from The Goonies of Chunk doing the Truffle-shuffle.
!vomitPlays a video clip of a guy vomiting
!wesselsvPlays a clip from Star Trek IV "Nuclear Wessels!"
!zipperstuckvPlays a clip from Smokey and the Bandit II "Daddy, Daddy, My Zipper's Stuck..."