Description |
Episode |
Fps |
Size |
Popup window link |
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"WAAAAAA..." (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
1.23mb |
WAAAAAA.mov |
WAAAAAA.mov |
Crichton speaks Klingon then says "YOU MISSED!" (Requested by Garrett) |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
901kb |
youmissed.mov |
youmissed.mov |
"That's a Crichton Kick!" (Requested by Kylisa) |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
426kb |
crichtonkick.mov |
crichtonkick.mov |
"That was a plan!" |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
808kb |
thatwasaplan.mov |
thatwasaplan.mov |
"I'm not coming here anymore!" (Requested by jennie) |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
477kb |
notcominghere.mov |
notcominghere.mov |
Crichton falls down an Old Leviathan (Requested by Andrew
Dean) |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
0.98mb |
1812coveringfire.mov |
1812coveringfire.mov |
Crichton whistles with his friend DRD 1812 the Overture of 1812 (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Crichton Kicks |
08 |
533kb |
whistling1812.mov |
whistling1812.mov |
Old Woman "Why are their no bones?" Crichton "Okay?" |
What Was Lost Part 1 |
08 |
1.13mb |
okay.mov |
okay.mov |
Grayza "Wait an arn, then we'll meet!" (Requested by hteasley) |
What Was Lost Part 1 |
08 |
886kb |
waitanarn.mov |
waitanarn.mov |
Old Woman "Peace can only be maintained, if there is 'Sacrifice'!" (Requested by hteasley) |
What Was Lost Part 1 |
08 |
574kb |
sacrifice.mov |
sacrifice.mov |
"Does my ass look big in these pants?" |
What Was Lost Part 2 |
08 |
575kb |
asslookbig.mov |
asslookbig.mov |
Crichton does his Gomer Pyle impersonation "Suprize Suprize Suprize!" |
Lava's A Many Splendored Thing |
08 |
545kb |
suprizesuprize.mov |
suprizesuprize.mov |
Crichton describes his "Squad" and what they will do to Raa'Keel |
Lava's A Many Splendored Thing |
08 |
678kb |
squad.mov |
squad.mov |
Aeryn asks Crichton to promise not to harm Scorpius. Crichton "I promise!" (spliced from break) |
Promises |
08 |
967kb |
promise.mov |
promise.mov |
Crichton predicts a wormhole (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Natural Election |
08 |
2.07mb |
predictwormhole.mov |
predictwormhole.mov |
"eh, this'll work. In less that plant can mutate in 5 minutes what can go wrong? Damn I did not just say that!" (Requested by jennie1) |
Natural Election |
08 |
1.04mb |
gowrong.mov |
gowrong.mov |
Crichton tells Aeryn "I would put my life in your hand, but not my heart!" |
Natural Election |
08 |
1.16mb |
trust.mov |
trust.mov |
"Gilina?" (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
John Quixote |
08 |
1.28mb |
gilina.mov |
gilina.mov |
Crichton writes out a wormhole equasion in blood (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
John Quixote |
08 |
1.82mb |
equasion.mov |
equasion.mov |
Max Crichton "I'm studing to be an astronaunt!" |
John Quixote |
08 |
1.16mb |
astronaunt.mov |
astronaunt.mov |
Crichton sqashes bad guy "Donde esta la cucaracha?" |
I Shrink Therefore I Am |
08 |
0.99mb |
lacucaracha.mov |
lacucaracha.mov |
Aeryn "I'm getting a really bad bribe!" Crichton "Oh god she's talking english, vibe it's a really bad vibe!" (Requested by Kylisa) |
A Perfect Murder |
08 |
497kb |
englishagain.mov |
englishagain.mov |
Crichton "Ya know, I really thought the coin toss ended badly!" Aeryn "It did!" |
A Perfect Murder |
08 |
1.50mb |
cointoss.mov |
cointoss.mov |
"Excuse me ladys may I have your attention, do any of you have one of these under your skirt?" |
Coup By Clam |
08 |
867kb |
girlpower.mov |
girlpower.mov |
Crichton meets Einstein (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Unrealized Reality |
08 |
1.50mb |
einstein.mov |
einstein.mov |
"What is the matter with you people?" (points to neck) "Tounge!" |
Unrealized Reality |
08 |
1.01mb |
matterppl2.mov |
matterppl2.mov |
Since every destination is surrounded by similar unrealized realities the closer you travel the more you must maintain absolute engrossment!
(Requested by Katy) |
Unrealized Reality |
08 |
1.35mb |
unrealizedrealities.mov |
unrealizedrealities.mov |
"...I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur 'Frelling' Dent! I am Dorothy Gail from Kansas!" (Requested by Lora) |
Unrealized Reality |
08 |
509kb |
kirkspock.mov |
kirkspock.mov |
"Time!" "Whoops?" |
Unrealized Reality |
08 |
641kb |
timewhoops.mov |
timewhoops.mov |
Crichton sees his dad for years and isn't sure if it's really him "Was it a bass, or a trout?" |
Kansas |
08 |
456kb |
basstrout.mov |
basstrout.mov |
Crichton gets his first taste of milk in years of not having any "Milk, does a body good!" |
Kansas |
08 |
1.11mb |
milk.mov |
milk.mov |
Crichton talks to his younger self "My name's John, John Clarence!" (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Kansas |
08 |
1.55mb |
johnclarence.mov |
johnclarence.mov |
Crichton tells his mother not to let his dad on the Challenger (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Kansas |
08 |
2.40mb |
mymom.mov |
mymom.mov |
(Jack Crichton) "It's alright son, you're home!" |
Terra Firma |
08 |
1.08mb |
crichtonshome.mov |
crichtonshome.mov |
Crichton reunites with DK and his new wife (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Terra Firma |
08 |
781kb |
dkandwife.mov |
dkandwife.mov |
"Caroline's here!" (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Terra Firma |
08 |
987kb |
carolineshere.mov |
carolineshere.mov |
Crichton tells Caroline that he's doing homework (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Terra Firma |
08 |
757kb |
homework.mov |
homework.mov |
Jack and John Crichton split the stubborn title in half. |
Terra Firma |
08 |
903kb |
stubborntitle.mov |
stubborntitle.mov |
Crichton says goodbye to his family and Earth |
Terra Firma |
08 |
1.59mb |
takecare.mov |
takecare.mov |
"Forget about me and go!" (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Twice Shy |
08 |
489kb |
forgetaboutme.mov |
forgetaboutme.mov |
"Along came a spider, exploded beside her!" |
Twice Shy |
08 |
1.61mb |
aspider.mov |
aspider.mov |
Crichton's anti-Scarran training |
Mental As Anything |
08 |
1.08mb |
training.mov |
training.mov |
Crichton thinks someone else should loose sleep 'B-Aeryn' "What shall we loose sleep over?" (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
Bringing Home The Beacon |
08 |
352kb |
loosesleep.mov |
loosesleep.mov |
"Say Baby, Aeryn! Aeryn, Say Baby! ...Spell it!" |
Bringing Home The Beacon |
08 |
1.48mb |
saybaby.mov |
saybaby.mov |
Bobby Crichton interviewing his Uncle John Crichton |
A Constellation Of Doubt |
08 |
1.04mb |
bobbydifferent.mov |
bobbydifferent.mov |
John asks his sister "What's my tell?" (Requested by padmecrichton) |
A Constellation Of Doubt |
08 |
580kb |
whatsmytell.mov |
whatsmytell.mov |
"It's complicated!" |
A Constellation Of Doubt |
08 |
336kb |
complicated.mov |
complicated.mov |
Crichton exits out of a wormhole "And we are, here!" Scorpius "Where exactly is, here?" |
Prayer |
08 |
1.07mb |
wearehere.mov |
wearehere.mov |
Crichton tells Scorpius "I could see you eating a whole plate full of worms!" |
Prayer |
08 |
1.00mb |
plateworms.mov |
plateworms.mov |
Talking about Sikozu "She's still learning!" (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
We're So Screwed Part 1 |
08 |
631kb |
stilllearning.mov |
stilllearning.mov |
Crichton fails at his first attempt to save Aeryn |
We're So Screwed Part 1 |
08 |
2.29mb |
failedattempt.mov |
failedattempt.mov |
Crichton's second and successfull attempt to rescue Aeryn (Requested by Andrew Dean) |
We're So Screwed Part 1 |
08 |
1.14mb |
showtime.mov |
showtime.mov |
"...Because I am an American!" |
We're So Screwed Part 2 |
08 |
2.37mb |
american.mov |
american.mov |
To Braca "Nice Pants!" (Requested by Al Gardner) |
We're So Screwed Part 2 |
08 |
357kb |
nicepants.mov |
nicepants.mov |
"...it is beer o'clock where the hell is my riot?" |
We're So Screwed Part 2 |
08 |
1.77mb |
beeroclock.mov |
beeroclock.mov |
Grayza "...and because of you it is gone and I am..." Crichton "Frelled? Screwed? Raped?" (Requested by Lindsay Bolan) |
We're So Screwed Part 3 |
08 |
418kb |
frelledscrewedraped.mov |
frelledscrewedraped.mov |
Crichton's bomb goes boom, Rygel wonders what happened Crichton tells him he missed the vote (however Sci-Fi's close caption says
"boat") |
We're So Screwed Part 3 |
08 |
1.51mb |
missedvote.mov |
missedvote.mov |
"Hey, honey, guess what I did at work today?" |
We're So Screwed Part 3 |
08 |
691kb |
worktoday.mov |
worktoday.mov |
"My Name is John Crichton, An Astronaunt..." |
Bad Timing |
08 |
405kb |
mynameisjc.mov |
mynameisjc.mov |
Crichton tells his dad "Love you Good bye!" |
Bad Timing |
08 |
1.75mb |
loveyougoodbye.mov |
loveyougoodbye.mov |
Crichton, Aeryn and Pilot bursts the wormholes bubble |
Bad Timing |
08 |
1.75mb |
burstsbubble.mov |
burstsbubble.mov |
Crichton & Aeryn are revived. |
The PeaceKeeper Wars Part 1 |
15 |
1.14mb |
pkw_revived.mov |
pkw_revived.mov |
"Once upon a time, there was a boy named John..." |
The PeaceKeeper Wars Part 1 |
15 |
1.42mb |
pkw_onceupon.mov |
pkw_onceupon.mov |
"Once upon a time, there was a boy named John..." |
The PeaceKeeper Wars Part 1 |
15 |
1.91mb |
pkw_wedding1.mov |
pkw_wedding1.mov |
Crichton shows horseface Einstein |
The PeaceKeeper Wars Part 1 |
15 |
3.90mb |
pkw_einstein.mov |
pkw_einstein.mov |
Einstein unlocks the Wormhole knowledge |
The PeaceKeeper Wars Part 2 |
15 |
1.75mb |
pkw_unlock.mov |
pkw_unlock.mov |
The Wormhole Weapon |
The PeaceKeeper Wars Part 2 |
15 |
13.4mb |
pkw_wormholeweapon.mov |
pkw_wormholeweapon.mov |